Punch Drunk Florida Woman Forgets ABCs, Earns DUI
Some things are hard to forget. Like driving a car or reciting your ABCs. Tammy Angel, a 61-year-old Florida woman, did both. Now I don’t know about you, but if you get caught driving around like you were navigating bumper cars at a carnival, you better be ready to speak those ABCs.
According to WFLA, an off-duty Marion County Sheriff’s Office deputy named Lt. Bloom was just relaxing when he noticed Tammy’s driving behavior seemed a little wacky. So everyone’s safe, Lt. Bloom decided to intervene and check on Tammy.
That’s when it became clear to the officer that Tammy was feeling a little dandy. Lt. Bloom observed the Florida woman closely and realized that Tammy displayed signs of intoxication.
Learn Your ABCs:
To assess the situation further, another officer was called in, enter Corporal Young. He was brought in to conduct sobriety tests on Tammy. They asked her to recite the alphabet, expecting it to be a simple task. However, Tammy struggled to recall the ABCs as if her mind had taken leave of absence. She hesitantly muttered, “Uh… A… B… C… (Muttering) It was so many years ago.”
And of course, there is body cam footage capturing the episode. It’s pretty bad too. Her kindergarten teacher would not be proud.
Tammy appears flustered, struggling to recall her ABCs as if she’s transported back to her school days. This was definitely a test and she failed miserably.
In a nutshell, Tammy’s nostalgic journey brought her straight to jail. She is arrested for driving while intoxicated in a flash. The lesson learned here is simple… DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE. Also, pay attention to school kids. You never know when a pop quiz is coming your way.
Tammy didn’t know her ABCs that day, but she sure learned about her DUIs.
Mujer de Florida hace publicación viral con vehículo del sheriff, es arrestada por posesión de drogas
Talea Saylor
Estoy seguro de que solo guardaba la metanfetamina para otra persona.
En El Barco
Su cómplice, Briar Bloomer. Enfrentando los mismos cargos. ¿Cómo se las arreglaron estos dos para sacar un barco del muelle? Al menos llevan chalecos salvavidas. ¡Seguridad primero!
