Wardrobe Malfunction: Florida Man Arrested Wearing Stupidest T Shirt Ever
Wow. Talk about the worst T shirt ever. Michael Gordon, 46, has once again graced the Pinellas County Jail with his presence. This time around, he’s accused of putting a spoke in the wheels of burglary investigations in Pass-a-Grille.
According to WFLA, witnesses saw a guy sporting tan shorts and a black tee that proudly said “I just got out of prison.” If subtlety had a face, it wouldn’t be this dude’s mugshot. The real crime might be his fashion choices, but alas, we digress.
Our man, with real fashion sense, allegedly dipped his fingers into an unlocked car parked outside an apartment building. Deputies managed to track him down two blocks away.
Stupid T Shirt:
Now, when confronted, Gordon decided to play the silent card, a move we’d categorize as bold yet profoundly unhelpful. Refusing to reveal his identity, he threw out the classic “call my lawyer” line into the mix. Smooth, right?
Well, the law wasn’t impressed with his theatrics. So, with some fingerprint magic, his true identity was revealed. And just like magic, obstruction charges were served hot and fresh. If this guy’s life were a movie, it’d be Dumb and Dumber.
Gordon’s rap sheet includes a previous release in March, so clearly, he’s a repeat performer in the criminal theater. Pass-a-Grille, you’ve got your very own criminal mastermind. Move over Lex Luthor, this is the real deal here. What can we say? It’s a tale of fashion faux pas, fingerprint fame, and a man who just can’t resist the allure of crime. And a cool outfit. Super Villain Genuius. Right?