Michael Jackson Takes ‘Beat It’ Too Seriously at Florida Gym
He’s not the King of pop, but maybe the king of shock.The naked kind. Meet Michael Jackson. (not the moonwalking legend,) He recently turned a Florida Gym in Palm Beach Gardens into a chaotic show and tell.
According to WPEC, this 47-year-old troublemaker banged on gym windows, hurled vulgarities like a madman, and even dared people to a fight. It’s like he mistook the gym for a WWE ring. The entrance was but patrons froze mid-bicep curl, fearing the chaos outside anyway.
Luckily a Palm Beach Gardens police officer arrived on scene. But Instead of a peaceful resolution, our man Michael started quoting U.S. Constitutional Statutes like he was staring in some weird for a courtroom drama.
Boy was MJ mad. Michael confessed that he was pissed because gym buffs had ‘fake muscles’ and apparently possessed the magical ability to woo beautiful women. qawe’re talking all rage, no roids. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder, Michael Jackson reportedly dropped his pants. He put on a whole performance for two unfortunate witnesses.
Then faster than he could pull up his trousers, he was in handcuffs. Michael found himself facing charges of disorderly conduct and indecent exposure. But fear not, show your winkie enthusiasts. MJ was released on his own recognizance. However, there’s a catch… No more Gym shows for our disgruntled fitness critic.
So, Next time you’re flexing those ‘fake muscles’ at the gym, watch out for angry Michael Jacksons.He could give you his own kind of thriller. Trust us. This guy is dirtier than Diana. Remember to stay fit, stay safe, and if you see this MJ during a workout… Tell him to Beat it!
Wait no….Go away. That’s better.