Grand Theft Home Depot: Can You Identify This Florida Woman?
Authorities are on the hunt for a Florida woman who decided to add a little extra excitement to her life by committing grand theft at a Home Depot. Yes, this is better than a Netflix night. This is a hardware store heist!
Now, you might be asking yourself, “Who in their right mind would steal from Home Depot?” Well, apparently, this daring lady thought it was the perfect place to score some freebies. But who is this mystery woman? According to NBC2, on Thursday, August 31, she waltzed into the Home Depot located at 14655 S Tamiami Trail, and just like a contestant on Dumb Crime Idol, she swiped her way to grand theft stardom.
To make her escape, our crafty thief hopped into a small black SUV, presumably hoping that a different paint job would camouflage her misdeeds. But the real question here is: What was she planning to do with all that loot? Start her own Home Depot underground store? Maybe she’s secretly building her evil criminal lair and decided to go shopping with a five-finger discount? We may never know.
Have you Seen This Florida Woman?
Now, the authorities need our help to bring this Home Depot heroine to justice! So, if you’re in Fort Myers and spot a woman who seems to be drowning in a sea of power tools or is inexplicably knowledgeable about DIY projects, it might just be our elusive grand theft artist.
Let’s be real now. This Home Depot theft has all the makings of a blockbuster movie plot. It’s got suspense, intrigue, and a pinch of stupidity. The only thing missing is a catchy heist movie title. How about “The Hardware Heist” or “Grand Theft Lumbershop”?
Just do the police a favor and keep your eyes peeled. Because in the world of crime, this Home Depot heist is one for the books. And if you see someone matching her description, do the right thing and tip off the authorities.
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