Food Fight: St. Petersburg Woman Faces Justice for Going Burrito Loco
Only in St. Petersburg, Florida, where burritos can become an unexpected weapons of… well, not exactly mass destruction, but certainly mass confusion. According to the Smoking Gun, a 46-year-old woman, let’s call her the Burrito Bandit, found herself in a heated argument at Rick’s Reef, a fine dining establishment where the food fights back.
In a fit of frustration, she decided to launch her burrito at her adversary like a cannonball of flavor. Unfortunately, she missed the target entirely, and her burrito found a new home on some poor unsuspecting soul’s face. Ouch! If only this person had just opened their mouth, boom… free dinner.
Now, our Burrito Bandit has a tumultuous relationship with her boyfriend, who happens to be 66 years old. That’s a 20-year age difference, in case you’re wondering. Just last month, she was arrested for giving her boyfriend a good ol’ punch in the face. However, those charges mysteriously vanished into thin air, like a burrito if it were to land in the hands of this hungry Dj.
Now, after the burrito incident, our culinary combatant made a swift exit from the scene of the burrito crime. But life has a funny way of catching up to you, especially when you live just down the street. The local law enforcement didn’t have to search far and wide to find our violent burrito enthusiast.
When the St. Petersburg police finally caught up with her, they described her as “not cooperative.”
Well, who would have thought? Someone who throws burritos at people and gets into relationship fisticuffs isn’t exactly Miss Congeniality. So now she’s facing charges for disorderly conduct, adding a sprinkle of legal trouble to her already colorful life.
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