Florida Woman is Suing SeaWorld For Bad Omen Wedding
Bad omens at weddings. I’ve seen them. Last year I went to a wedding in Cape Coal that went sour. Look, you know your wedding is off to a great start when a rainstorm hits just as the bride and groom were pronounced “partners in crime.” Oh, and it wasn’t some romantic drizzles either. This was a full-blown downpour. Now that’s a bad omen.
a Florida woman is suing SeaWorld after a palm tree branch decided to take a nosedive onto her head during a wedding toast.
According to WFLA, Donna Montesanti, claims she was making a toast at Discovery Cove when, out of the blue, a palm tree branch decided to crash the party from 50-foot high. Now she’s demanding a minimum of $50,000!
Bad Omen Wedding:
Montesanti, says that SeaWorld should’ve been maintaining their premises, especially those towering palm trees. Apparently, they have a habit of shedding limbs. Who knew? Montesanti surely didn’t sign up for a concussion and permanent injuries when she RSVP’d to that wedding.
This lady doesn’t stop at falling tree debris either. She’s bringing the hot coffee controversy to the mix too. Allegedly, SeaWorld failed to ensure that their coffee drive-thru employees were under proper “supervision” and the coffee they served was way too hot. Hot coffee?! You don’t say?!
Montesanti claims she’s not just dealing with bodily injuries, but also a number of inconveniences like physical and mental pain. I bet she flinches every time a tree sways now.
Meanwhile, Discovery Cove paints a picture of idyllic weddings among nature trails and private cabanas, conveniently omitting the potential hazard of palm tree. Oh, the humanity! Perhaps they should consider adding a disclaimer to their wedding brochures about the evil lurking foliage. The next wedding you go too be on the lookout for bad omens. Bring a hard hat just in case.
