Lehigh Acres Man Finds Couch Covered in Pickled Pork Juice After Ex’s Break-In
I remember when my wife was pregnant, she had a few strange food cravings. She definitely never wanted any pickled pork juice in her mouth let alone the couch. No way. That’s not a sight anyone wants to see or experience. But for one unfortunate man in Lehigh Acres, that nightmare became a reality. Poor guy. This story takes the whole “crazy ex-girlfriend” idea to a whole new level of insanity.
According to WFLA, Aukeivah Reddick, the ex-girlfriend in question, clearly had some serious issues with her former partner. She must have been really heated because her actions were anything but cool. Allegedly, she broke into his house using a spare key hidden under a floor mat. Now that’s a security flaw she must have known about from her time spent there. It is never a good idea, ladies and gentlemen.
But it wasn’t just a break-in. Reddick unleashed her fury by emptying an entire jar of pickled pork onto her ex’s couch. Just imagine the smell and the mess! Who would want to even sit on such a couch ever again, let alone relax?
And that was only the beginning. Reports suggest that she didn’t stop at the pickled pork. She proceeded to throw objects around the house, causing further damage and chaos. Broken glass and scattered items may be manageable, but pickled pork juice seeping into upholstery? That’s another level of trouble. Good luck concentrating on a round of Call of Duty when all you smell is that! Yuck!
Reddick is likely facing a whole bunch of charges including battery, property damage, and burglary. But for the man whose couch became a casualty of her rampage, the damage is done. Cleaning up the mess is one thing, but salvaging a couch soaked in pickled pork juice? It’s a lost cause player.
