Florida Woman to EX: Give me Threesome or I’ll Give You Death
Ho Ho HO! Merry Crazy! Sure, people around the holidays can get a little lonely, needy even. Some people need a little company. But a threesome? Just look at this Florida woman, Cynthia Ann Ray. According to FOX35, she went from celebrating Christmas with her family to getting hauled off to jail. And why? Because of some wild, threatening texts she sent to her ex-boyfriend.
I get it, breakups are tough. People act out, say things they don’t mean. But threatening to kill your ex and his new squeeze if they don’t get down and dirty with you? That’s a whole new level of crazy. Now, I’ve had my fair share of ups and downs, but I never thought about threatening someone with murder to get them back in the sack. Who does that?!
Threesome Terror:
Imagine being this poor ex, just trying to live your life, and boom! You’re dealing with a tire slashing, message bombing hurricane named Cynthia looking for a threesome. I can’t help but wonder what’s going on in Cynthia’s head. I mean, she’s got family around for Christmas, and next thing you know, she’s sweating it out in the back of a cop car.
The police read her Miranda Rights, and she claimed she didn’t understand them. But that doesn’t change the fact that she’s facing some serious charges. Aggravated stalking and sending threats to kill is not a good look. Future boyfriends beware.
We all have our moments, but damn, Cynthia took it to a whole new level. It’s a reminder that we’ve got to find healthier ways to deal with heartbreak. Life’s too short and tires are way too expensive!
