Michael Jackson Takes ‘Beat It’ Too Seriously at Florida Gym
He’s not the King of pop, but maybe the king of shock.The naked kind. Meet Michael Jackson. (not the moonwalking legend,) He recently turned a Florida Gym in Palm Beach Gardens into a chaotic show and tell.
According to WPEC, this 47-year-old troublemaker banged on gym windows, hurled vulgarities like a madman, and even dared people to a fight. It’s like he mistook the gym for a WWE ring. The entrance was but patrons froze mid-bicep curl, fearing the chaos outside anyway.
Luckily a Palm Beach Gardens police officer arrived on scene. But Instead of a peaceful resolution, our man Michael started quoting U.S. Constitutional Statutes like he was staring in some weird for a courtroom drama.
Boy was MJ mad. Michael confessed that he was pissed because gym buffs had ‘fake muscles’ and apparently possessed the magical ability to woo beautiful women. qawe’re talking all rage, no roids. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder, Michael Jackson reportedly dropped his pants. He put on a whole performance for two unfortunate witnesses.
Then faster than he could pull up his trousers, he was in handcuffs. Michael found himself facing charges of disorderly conduct and indecent exposure. But fear not, show your winkie enthusiasts. MJ was released on his own recognizance. However, there’s a catch… No more Gym shows for our disgruntled fitness critic.
So, Next time you’re flexing those ‘fake muscles’ at the gym, watch out for angry Michael Jacksons.He could give you his own kind of thriller. Trust us. This guy is dirtier than Diana. Remember to stay fit, stay safe, and if you see this MJ during a workout… Tell him to Beat it!
Wait no….Go away. That’s better.
My Favorite Waffle House Fight Video Dropped One Year Ago Today
What’s with Waffle House lately? I keep looking, but we’re not seeing any really good fight scenes. Now to be clear, I’m not looking for people to get hurt, but I miss the craziness. Last month in Virginia a woman got shot, but there’s no video of the fight. Also, like I said, we’re not looking for people to get hurt. Just Waffle House fight video craziness. Especially Florida Waffle House craziness – my favorite.
So what’s My Favorite Waffle House Fight Video?
Before we get to that, maybe here’s some insight on why we’ve seeing less fight videos. The Waffle House employees are .@WaffleHouse workers just delivered 13K signed petitions demanding $25/hr, security in all stores, an end to mandatory meal deductions straight to Waffle House corporate HQ in Atlanta. How did Waffle House respond? They threw them all in the TRASH #UnionsForAll #SolidaritySeason pic.twitter.com/AY2wkX9W8c
— Union of Southern Service Workers (@RaiseUptheSouth) November 8, 2023" target="_blank" rel="noopener">fed up. Not just with the fights, but with their situation. They want $25/hr, pay, security in all stores, an end to mandatory meal deductions. The third demand is the one that caught me. So they have to pay for a meal whether or not they eat at the restaurant? I’ve worked at many restaurants and pizza places and I don’t recall ever paying for a meal. Sure, there were some hard nosed bosses that said you needed to pay for food, but we always found a way around that. At Waffle House it’s automatically taken from your check.
So maybe there’s some compassion for the employees right now. They really do go through a lot. So I’ll put my favorite Waffle House fight video below. And no one got hurt in the video. If you’re at work, watch the sound. There’s a LOT of words in these videos that could get you in trouble with HR.
First, since it’s the holiday season, let’s check some of the runner-ups.
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