Florida Man in a Dress Breaks into Home With his Favorite Adult Toy
Make sure not to be naughty and always wear your holiday best! That’s what my mother always told me every year at Christmas. This guy obviously doesn’t like to listen to his mother. A guy in St. Petersburg tried to break into a lady’s house wearing a dress and holding an adult toy. His name is Marshall Jones, and he’s a 40-year-old with a fetish for weird stuff.
According to the Smoking Gun, Jones, in his dress, got caught on camera trying to open a door at a 69 year-old woman’s place. And that’s just the beginning of his weird behavior. Because next he decided to his press his private part against the door before making a quick exit. Know your exits right?
Adult Toy Trauma:
Jones must have enjoyed his special moment at the door because he even returned for round two! Luckily, the cops showed up and the suspect bolted. Eventually, they did catch him, but Jones says it was just a harmless sex toy that slipped out during his erotic break-in… Don’t try and figure that one out. It’s a one-way ticket to adult toy gross town.
Jones also claims he came back to the house to check on the lady because he saw a shooting there two weeks ago. The problem is, no one else seems to know about this supposed shooting.
Now, Jones, or “Blair” as he likes to be called, isn’t new to trouble. He’s darn near a professional troublemaker. He’s got a rap sheet that includes cocaine possession, trespassing, obstruction, you name it. Now he can add a felony charge for attempted burglary and a couple of misdemeanors for stalking and resisting the cops. I guess he should of listened to his mother and put his toys away.
My Favorite Waffle House Fight Video Dropped One Year Ago Today
What’s with Waffle House lately? I keep looking, but we’re not seeing any really good fight scenes. Now to be clear, I’m not looking for people to get hurt, but I miss the craziness. Last month in Virginia a woman got shot, but there’s no video of the fight. Also, like I said, we’re not looking for people to get hurt. Just Waffle House fight video craziness. Especially Florida Waffle House craziness – my favorite.
So what’s My Favorite Waffle House Fight Video?
Before we get to that, maybe here’s some insight on why we’ve seeing less fight videos. The Waffle House employees are fed up. Not just with the fights, but with their situation. They want $25/hr, pay, security in all stores, an end to mandatory meal deductions. The third demand is the one that caught me. So they have to pay for a meal whether or not they eat at the restaurant? I’ve worked at many restaurants and pizza places and I don’t recall ever paying for a meal. Sure, there were some hard nosed bosses that said you needed to pay for food, but we always found a way around that. At Waffle House it’s automatically taken from your check.
So maybe there’s some compassion for the employees right now. They really do go through a lot. So I’ll put my favorite Waffle House fight video below. And no one got hurt in the video. If you’re at work, watch the sound. There’s a LOT of words in these videos that could get you in trouble with HR.
First, since it’s the holiday season, let’s check some of the runner-ups.
Meet Budman, dynamic host of Marconi Award winning radio station WXKB's WiLD Bunch Morning Show, on B1039. Budman likes to write about funny news, a good Florida man story, stupid criminals or anything involving a superhero. Budman, a comic book and pop culture enthusiast, even named his daughter Kara Zor-El, after Supergirl. His only child is his true passion beyond the mic. Being a dad is his favorite role. Budman, a true family man, balances his love for radio with quality time spent with loved ones and his trusty dogs.
