Florida Man Armed with a Hammer Assaults Homeowner After Being Offered a Beer
No good deed goes unpunished, right? I knew a guy in Cape Coral that loaned his friend money once. That friend repaid him by robbing his house. Sheesh! Now there’s a guy named Bruce “Hammer” Hudson, He also takes the prize for boldness. He asked a homeowner in Umatilla for a beer, but what followed was far from friendly.
According to FOX35, Hudson, just wanting a drink, casually walked up to a house thirsty. Of course, a kind person wouldn’t turn them away. So this weirdo got the homeowner to let him in. Seemed innocent, right? Not really.
Once inside, Hudson decided a glass of water wasn’t going to quench his thirst for crime. Oh, and he wanted a beer now too. Classic Florida man move. He’s gotta have a beer. So while the homeowner got the beer, Hudson made himself at home, literally, in the guy’s bedroom.
Hammer Time:
Caught in the act, Hudson didn’t apologize. Nope, he threw a punch. Talk about going from zero to a hundred. The homeowner, now regretting that beer offer, sought help from neighbors.
But Hudson wasn’t backing down. He went full Thor mode and grabbed a hammer and went on a rampage! This crazy dude wrecked the homeowner’s wall and furniture like a one-man demolition crew.
When Hudson bolted, he left with a bag full of stuff.. Deputies did find him though. Hudson’s now chilling in Marion County Jail. No beer of course.