Yesterday we dropped a couple of good Florida Man stories so today it’s only fair that a naked Florida Woman joins in. This story comes to us from just north of Tampa. Tarpon Springs police were dispatched on Monday on reports of a naked woman in the bushes in the median of US-19. According to WFLA, the woman was 40-year-old Melanie Ann Keorgh of Largo. While questioning the naked Florida Woman, the officer noticed smoke coming from a bush about 15 feet away. Melanie explained that she had lit the bonfire for a celebration. Damage was estimated at 50 bucks, the woman was booked for criminal mischief.

I’m thinking of filing a Freedom Of Information Act to try to acquire the bodycam footage of the incident. Setting a bush on fire by the road is one thing, but why are you naked?


Here’s yesterday’s Florida Man story in case you missed it (there’s actually two, one involves a street sweeper):


Florida Man Arrested For Riding Dirt Bike On Airport Tarmac

Joe Winner spends his days combing through memes and off beat stories to bring you the side of Florida not always seen.